MATTHITT
Matthew James Hitt. Pretty face. Likes to smoke, Billy Liar and models sometimes.
JACKRIDLEY
Jack Ridley III. Fancy name. Handsome as fuck. Plays guitar and sings on Threats. Draws RIP BAD TIMES as many times as I draw ley lines.
ERIKSNYDER
Erik Lee Snyder. Hot. Really, really hot. Doesn't smile much. Plays bass. Impossible to find pictures of him on the internet.
DANJACOBS
Daniel Jacobs. Third (actually he's the fourth but) drummer. Handsome, funny. Everybody hopes he stays.